Today during announcements at church the bishop addressed the long.... dun dun dun
FLU SEASON
ahead.
He counseled us to stay home if you have a fever and for 24 hours after it is gone--check.
He asked us to keep our kids out of nursery if they have a
runny nose--check.
He requested we keep our children out of primary if they are
coughing--check.
"No problem...", I thought "of course".
"I can do one better, he didn't say anything about this!" thought Russel.
Russel showed us all that the bishop forgot to mention
abundantly spewing chocolate milk all over oneself and those around you. I give credit to the children-less couple sitting by us who just gave us a pitiful smile as they watched the horror of it all.
But we wanted to follow the advice given, which didn't say anything about throwing up, so off we sent Russel to nursery.
No, not really, we went home where Russel proceeded to vomit all over BOTH of our couches. The poor kid has thrown up 4 times today.
And he's totally at the age where you ask him, "Does your tummy hurt? Are you gonna throw up?" and he says, "No.....BLAHHHHGGH".
Wish me luck